Take that shit off your ear!

Bluetooth headsets are cool, but just because you own one doesn't make you cool.

Average Headset User Profile:

• 40-60 yr old middle manager
• Perfectly groomed
• Well mannered, cordial
  
• Little blue blinking light on side of head
• Usually not talking, but ready and willing for some phone action
• Tries to ignore the fact people are staring at annoying impotent device attached to their head

GENTLEMEN GEEKS! You need to know that you look like tools. No-one cares that you're stupid enough to shell out 200 bucks on a headset. Madonna looked cool with the headset, partly because she was in her prime and wore the pointy-boob cups, but mainly because SHE WAS USING IT!

Take that shit off the ear and put it in your pocket.