Bullet Dodgers

So how in the hell do all of these middle-manager dead-weights survive? And how do companies sustain a profit margin with the ranks stacked with bullet-dodgers?

One theory is that corporate America is riddled with middle-managers who possess the skill of avoiding the bullet. Sort of like the impish creatures in nature that thrive as parasites or survive by gorging on feces. A friend from New Orleans was describing his refrigerator after a 3 week spell of no power. "The entire fridge was crawling with maggots, and there were layers of maggots feeding on maggots. It's crazy what a piece of meat will breed after a few weeks".

Nuff said.