Cubical Mating Patterns
Situation:
Large room full of 150 engineers and programmers, aged 30 to 60.
Disposition predominantly male
New intern (hot 25 year old female) arrives in cubical farm
Observation:
New Interns cube is constantly surrounded by males
Alpha male has claimed rights to New Intern's cube
Beta males congregate in small groups observing Alpha male
Conclusion:
This shit is totally like Nova
CorporateSlaveMonkey is alive and well
posted by CorporateSlaveMonkey at 2:29 PM
1 Comments:
No not yet, but I'll keep my primate like eyes peeled for dudes in all-khaki outfits with cameras. I'll heed the cautionary notes and keep my distance with the beta-monkeys where it's safe.
6:57 PM
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