cHARLOTte

I've determined from extensive research that cHARLOTte is super lame. A one trick pony primadonna with an attitude problem.

The metro-persona consists of 'the bank'. What's funny is that roughly -7/10 people in town work for 'the bank' and commonly self-reference their respective employer as 'the bank', even though there are 2 gigantic banks in town.

Even the homey culture is lame. Tonight I walked 2 miles through old run-down warehouse districts and didn't get cased once. Ain't no reefer here kids! And speaking of downtown, the cHarlottans refer to downtown as 'uptown'. Personal theory: to mullify suburbanite concerns that they'll get mauled going to work in the big city. You can circumnavigate the metropolis running in less than 30', and there are no more than 5 dark alleys where bad things might even conceivably happen.

The most insightful comment about cHARLOTte was from a dude working the valet stand. 'People in cHARLOTte are overly concerned about themselves. It's all about me'.

That does sum it up. Except this joint is like LA without the fuckin entertainment industry. Sort of like a mini-sanitary napkin version of south Manhattan minus chutzpah and any remote sense of style, with the exception of the men's grooming salon of course.

Too much butter, not enough soul.